PMC “Wagner” Now Recruiting Child Drone Operators

💀 PMC “Wagner” Now Recruiting Child Drone Operators — Ages 8 to 14 Welcome to VideoGame Wars!

Tired of cartoons and homework? Ready to trade your juice box for a joystick and a front-row seat to geopolitical bloodbaths? Look no further — Wagner is officially targeting the next generation of cannon fodder with an exciting career path in remote-controlled violence!

Welcome to the UAV Division: Now Open to Recruits Aged 8 to 14!
Because who needs a childhood when you can spend your formative years learning how to pilot death machines for a collapsing mercenary cult?

Minimum Requirements (We Use the Term Loosely):
• Willingness to disappear on a “business trip” for 6 months (playdates not included)
• Age 8-14, because maturity is overrated
• Parental permission optional; therapist’s signature mandatory
• No criminal record — we like to start them clean before we ruin them
• Foreign passport required unless you’re fine with dying in a jungle somewhere

Wagner’s Totally Legitimate Benefits Package Includes:
• Training in UAVs, because turning kids into kill tech operators is apparently the future
• Career growth (assuming survival through adolescence)
• “Honest” salary from 240,000 rubles — we pay in rubles because nobody else wants them
• Life and health insurance (you’ll need it)
• A scenic tour of Africa’s conflict zones — from the skies and from the trenches

🛸 Still Interested?
Why not text your way into the child soldier fast track!
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💬 @Druid762
📞 Still not a war orphan? Call us now:
+7 (901) 572-60-28 (Telegram)
+7 (901) 572-59-79 (Telegram)

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Because nothing says “legendary” like a mercenary group grooming preteens for drone warfare.