We’re at war with Greenland, Canada, and Mexico, but we’re in love with Putin.
Wait… did I miss something? Did I black out & wake up in some dystopian fever dream where enemies are now neighbors, and allies are autocratic psychopaths?
Are we drone-striking maple syrup factories while sending Valentine’s cards to the Kremlin?
Who the hell is writing this script, and how did we get stuck in the most brain-dead plot twist of the century?”
