Comrade soldiers, sergeants, warrant officers, and officers!
The outgoing year 2024 has become for us a year of fighting shadows and claiming lands through fiction. It was a time of self-inflicted tribulations, showcasing our knack for turning courage into hubris, endurance into stubborn folly, and dedication into blind obedience. We have proven that no hurdle is so trivial we cannot trip over it with our misplaced faith in delusions.
Our regiment held the phantom borders of Russia with the confidence of gamblers doubling down on a losing hand, while fulfilling tasks no one asked for and no one benefited from. We dismantled our own prospects, fortified futile defenses, and paved the way to a shared catastrophe. Each of the regiment’s so-called achievements is a testament to our unquestioning compliance, unrelenting rigidity, and a “brotherhood” rooted in shared delusion. We demonstrated to the world that our strength lies in groupthink and hollow bravado.
We approach the future with misguided optimism, determined to double the wreckage we’ve already wrought. Behind us stand exhausted families, disillusioned citizens, and the faint echoes of a “peaceful future” we actively dismantle. We are undaunted in our march toward calamity!
Happy New Year 2025, comrades! Let this year bring new levels of futility, a time of change for the worse, and milestones that lead us to the Great Collapse. I wish you health you’ll need to endure the consequences, strained relationships you’ll call joy, and success in making nothing better.
Happy New Year!
Teacher, commander of the glorious 1430th Guards Regiment
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