Results of #Trump’s Physical
Patient: Male, 78Weight: 80 lbs overweight (BMI off the charts)Diet: Burgers, fries, ice cream, Diet Coke, other FDA-should-have-banned atrocitiesLifestyle: Deskbound chaos. High-stress. Wired on Adderall like a discount Wolf of Wall Street. PHYSICAL EXAMINATION RESULTS – Brutally Honest EditionReview by a Physician Who Gave Up on Humanity Around the Time of the Fourth Quadruple Bypass…
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