The circular that was approved yesterday in the parliament:
In line with the announcement of a circular to boutiques with the theme: The public display of crots and bow ties is prohibited. The mannequins must be headless and their body protrusions must not be visible, it seems that the following directives will be issued soon:
Circular letter to fruit shops
- Public display of carrots and eggplants is prohibited.
- It is forbidden to hang bananas in front of the shop, and large and juicy lemons must be covered with a thick and loose cloth.
- Cucumber should be sold only by presenting the marriage certificate and after inquiry.
- Staring at peaches is absolutely forbidden.
- At the end of the second 5-year plan, the fruit shops should be opened for men and women, and cucumbers, eggplants, bananas and generally all long fruits should be sold only to men. Kiwi will also be offered exclusively to men. Lemons, cantaloupe, peaches (damn God) and other vegetables are only sold to women.
- The fight against planting, possessing, harvesting and secret distribution of cucumbers (Noooz Balleh) is the responsibility of the anti-narcotics headquarters.
Circular letter to bicycle factories
- Inflating tires with a pump is prohibited.
- Inflating a ball with the mouth by women is considered one of the most important crimes.
Circular letter to the railway
- It is forbidden to enter and leave the tunnel.
Note: If necessary, the train should enter the tunnel only to the end of the first car, and only once. If he repeats the locomotive run, he will be sentenced to 60 lashes
Circular letter to airports
- At the moment of starting the flight, the tip of the plane should not be raised.
Plumbing Circular
- The use of male and female connectors together is prohibited, even if possible, only male connectors should be used, if necessary, it is necessary to use female connectors and cover the connection with a double layer of bitumen and burlap.
- The use of pacifier connection and nipple connections is not allowed under any circumstances and violators will be dealt with seriously.
- In bathrooms and toilets, instead of a mixed faucet, use two separate faucets with a distance of at least 30 cm from each other.
- A whip wrench should be used instead of a French wrench in all installation operations.
Circular letter to livestock farms
- It is forbidden to keep male and female animals in the same barn.
- Cows should be milked only by female workers.
- No female cow has the right to milk male calves over 17 months.
- Buying, selling, producing and keeping a mule is considered a violation and the violators will be dealt with.
Circular to electricians:
- No male electrician has the right to strip the wire unless he becomes Muharram before working and the door is closed while working.
- Undressing 2 wires at the same time is an example of insulting Sharia and will result in severe punishment.
- Inserting 2 plugs into the socket is forbidden even for Mr. Edison’s relatives (may God curse him).
- It is forbidden to use electric glue with bright colors and colors that attract attention, especially red.
- As above, electricity + and – must be separated from each other and even if possible, two separate wires should be used with a distance of at least 30 cm. The report of any type of connection related to the collision of electricity + with electricity – should be reported to the guidance patrol within one hour at most.
- If someone is electrocuted, he does not have the right to tremble and scream!
