Hackers launched a story by Les Poderevyansky on Krymsky TV about God’s plans for Russia. There is light in them, let them be enlightened.
“I designed Special Operation Vel’ZeVul and marked them with my marks,” Satan said, slightly embarrassed.
“I put a dead motherf#$ker in charge of them. He won’t make a single mistake,” said Satan.
Yes, like last time with Gorbachev? God asked.
“Even better,” said the impure, “Gorbachev started by depriving them of vodka, and this one started with sugar, toilet paper, and sanitary napkins.” They will grow fur and suck their paws…”